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Hello! My name is Sarah and I am a seventeen year old hufflepuff, thespian, and nerdfighter. I want to live in Disney World and I hope to be a librarian one day. Feel free to send me an ask if you want to talk! Welcome to my blog! DFTBA!

My icon was drawn by my lovely friend Coonae :)


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felicitys-smoaks:

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

Get with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2

Anonymous

Best pick up  line A+++++++

You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.

dersekingdom:

allysbuddy:

girlyshippings:

superwholockfeels:

image

I got one ;-;

Please? This looks fun

Do it

I turned anon back on. SO NOW. NOW YOU CAN DO THE THING.

Pssst, kinda hard to give pick up lines anonymously with anon disabled :P


OH SHOOT DARN THANKS JASON

You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.

dersekingdom:

allysbuddy:

girlyshippings:

superwholockfeels:

image

I got one ;-;

Please? This looks fun

Do it

yhrite:

femgie-flames:

upperstories:

thetenthandahalfdoctor:

OMG NASA! YOU WIN! YOU WIN EDUCATION! FUCKING GLaDOS AT NASA

Oh my gosh, the ending. xD

Out of all the creepy and dark things GlaDOS has ever said, her saying ”I love You” is definitely the most terrifying!

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

queertactics:

I have this headcanon that little queer kids at Hogwarts went to Remus when he was a professor because he ping’d the gaydar and they told him if they were being bullied and he made sure it got taken care of

I have this headcanon that he’d end up getting taps on his door at odd…

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

justalotobsessed:

OKAY, I’M REALLY PISSED OFF

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT GIRLS BODIES ARE SUPPOSED TO STORE MORE FAT THE BOYS BODIES? 

AND YET, IT’S MORE ACCEPTABLE FOR A BOY TO ‘BE BIG’ THEN IT IS FOR A GIRL TO ‘BE FAT’

WE ARE STIGMATIZED FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY BIOLOGICAL

misssuzyvalentine:

edgysatsuma:

fozmeadows:

whataboutthemenses:

blackamazon:

facebooksexism:

breewriteswords:

pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

  • supports a Palestinian state
  • supports Aids CHarities
  • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
  • nick named Hurricane Hazel
  • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

This woman is officially my new hero.

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

New hero in life. 

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

epicjohngreenquotes:

Dear People of Kansas and Missouri,

We should put our border war aside and join forces. A combined effort might just be enough to beat out some of the more populous states. Kansas City is within driving distance. St. Louis is within driving distance (4 hours from the border if you take I70)….